Friday, May 30, 2008

The Computer. Should it be a 'He' or 'She' ??? Hmm..

I was listening to an audio sermon by Peter Wagner and he shared this joke before his sermon. Just to tickle your humour a bit...

Unlike the English language, the Spanish language gives items either masculine or feminine connotations. For example, the house is female in Spanish and the pencil is male.

A puzzled student asked the Spanish teacher, what gender should the computer be?

The teacher checked the dictionary and realized that there was no such word for computer in Spanish. As such, she split the class into two, guy and girl, to discuss and decide which gender should be the computer, and give 4 reasons why.

The guys decided that the computer should be female. Based on 4 reasons:

1. Nobody but their creator understands their internal logic!

2. When two computers pass information, no one else understands what they're communicating to one another!

3. Even the smallest mistakes you make are stored in the long-term memory!

4. When you make a commitment to one, you spend half your paycheck buying accessories for it!

Now the girls decided that the computer should be male based on four reasons as well:

1. To get their attention, you gotta turn them on!

2. They've got a lot of data but they're clueless!

3. You buy them to solve your problems, but half the time, they are the problem!

4. When you make a commitment to one, you realized that you could have waited a little longer to get a better model!



The girls won.


*LoL*......
any objections??? =P

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